2     INT. OFFICES OF GIRL-DOT-KILL INC. - DAY                      2

       STAN and TODD, smiling.  They are a pair of dot-com 
       millionaire-cum-slackers, dressed in ripped jeans and T-
       shirts.  

       They are sitting on a Moroccan leather couch in the 
       lavishly-appointed corporate offices of Girl-dot-Kill, 
       Inc.  A glitzy “GIRL-dot-KILL” logo is emblazoned on the 
       wall behind them.

                           STAN
                 The idea for GIRL-dot-KILL actually 
                 came from our friend Theresa...

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       POLAROID PHOTO OF THERESA.  

       A pretty college student.  Smiling.  A little drunk.  
       Probably taken on her birthday.

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                           TODD (V.O.)
                 It’s funny, cuz how we met her - I met 
                 her first.

                           STAN (V.O.)
                 You slept with her first.

                           TODD (V.O.)
                     (laughing)
                 That’s true.  I slept with her, like, 
                 an hour after I met her.

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                           TODD
                 But that was it.  And then the very 
                 next day...

                           STAN
                 I met her.

                           TODD
                 He met her.

                           STAN
                 Totally independent.

                           TODD
                 Totally coincidental.  And fell in 
                 love with her.

                           STAN
                 I never said--

                           TODD
                 You were in love with her!

                           STAN
                     (blushes)
                 Yeah.  
                     (blushes again)
                 I guess I still kinda am.

                           TODD
                 And they started going out.

                           STAN
                 And after a couple months--

                           TODD
                 Two months!  Can you believe that?

                           STAN
                 We were taking it slow, okay?  But 
                 after a couple months, things were 
                 getting hot and heavy.  So one night I 
                 brought her back to the apartment.

                           TODD
                 And there I am sitting in the living 
                 room!

                           STAN
                 We were roommates.

                           TODD
                 And she’s like “Todd!!” and I’m like 
                 “You!!” and he’s like “What? What??” 
                 and I’m like “Dude!!  This is that 
                 girl I was telling you about!  Y’know 
                 the one...”  

                           STAN
                 And she gave him this look.

                           TODD
                 She gave me this look, like, “Don’t 
                 even.” and I was like “the one... with 
                 the... nice smile.”

                           STAN
                 But I totally knew.

                           TODD
                 No, I know you knew.  I’d only been 
                 talking about her for 2 months.

                           STAN
                 But so after that it was just really 
                 awkward, cuz you know... obviously.

                           TODD
                     (laughing)
                 And so he never did sleep with her!

                           STAN
                 But it was okay, because after that we 
                 were all just really good friends.

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       POLAROID PHOTO OF THERESA, STAN AND TODD

       They are at a bar.  Arm in arm, smiling, happy.  The best 
       of friends.

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