15     INT. OFFICES OF GIRL-DOT-KILL - DAY                          15

       Stan and Todd, as before.

                           STAN
                 But I think the most brilliant thing 
                 we did was getting the “dot-kill” 
                 extension.  Y’see, we could’ve just 
                 gone with dot-com.  But it sounds so 
                 commercial.  Or we could’ve gone dot-
                 org.  

                           TODD
                 But that sounds organizational.

                           STAN
                 So we got together some investors and 
                 petitioned for the “dot-kill” 
                 extension.

                           TODD
                 Because we feel that once Girl-dot-
                 Kill takes off, this could be a huge 
                 growth industry. 

                           STAN
                 You could have wife.kill, kids.kill, 
                 pets.kill, cats.kill, dog.kill...

                           TODD
                 Gay.kill, jew.kill, jews.kill...  

                           STAN
                 The possibilities are endless.

                           INTERVIEWER (O.C.)
                 Sure.  Don’t forget nigger.kill, 
                 asianprostitutes.kill, 
                 underagegirls.rapeandmutilate.kill...

       Silence.

                           TODD
                 What???

                           STAN
                 That's sick.

                           TODD
                 The word is "African American".

                           STAN
                 I think you should leave.

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