JEFF I just had a very disturbing experience at the movies. MIKE What did you see? JEFF "Saw 2." MIKE Yeah, what movies? JEFF No, I only saw one. MIKE What was it? JEFF "Saw 2." MIKE Two? JEFF Yep. And let me tell you, it was disturbing. MIKE Which movie that you saw was disturbing? JEFF "Saw 2." MIKE I know that... JEFF Then why did you ask me which one was disturbing? MIKE Because you didn't tell me what you saw. JEFF "Saw 2." MIKE I know! Two! We've established that. JEFF And we've established it was very disturbing. MIKE WHICH ONE? JEFF Which one what? MIKE "Which one what" what? JEFF What? MIKE Don't you start with me! JEFF Start what? I'm very disturbed right now. MIKE No shit. JEFF Because I just saw this very disturbing movie. MIKE Yes, I know you saw a disturbing movie. Which movie that you saw was disturbing? Was it the first movie or the second movie? JEFF Oh, the second one. I didn't see the first one. MIKE You didn't see the first one? JEFF Nah. It didn't look very good. MIKE You didn't see the first movie that you just said you saw. JEFF I didn't see two movies. I saw "Saw 2." MIKE Saw saw? Do you have a stuttering problem? JEFF No, no... MIKE THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??? JEFF Why are you yelling? MIKE Ok, I'm going to do this very slowly and very carefully, lest I murder you. Did you go to the movies? JEFF Yes... MIKE What did you see? JEFF "Saw 2." MIKE And what did you see? JEFF "Saw 2." MIKE WHAT MOVIES? WHAT WERE THE NAMES OF THE MOVIES YOU SAW???? JEFF Calm down, Mike. I keep telling you, I only saw one movie. MIKE One movie? You saw one movie. Even though you keep saying you saw 2? JEFF I don't keep saying it. You keep saying it. MIKE Jeff. JEFF What? MIKE What movie did you see? JEFF "Saw 2." Mike takes a deep, exasperated breath. MIKE I'm just...I don't... JEFF The name of the movie I saw was "Saw 2." MIKE What? JEFF "Saw 2." It's the sequel to "Saw." MIKE "Saw?" Oh, right, there was that horror movie called "Saw." JEFF And I saw the sequel. MIKE Right. I missed the first one. I'm not into horror. JEFF So you never saw it? Get it? Saw? Saw it? MIKE You don't want to do that. BLACKOUT |
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