Well, here is the goose!
Oh! And such a goose!
A magnificent goose!
And the size of it, too.
Why it's more of a moose,
than a Christmas goose.
And it's tender and juicy!
(...I would imagine.)
I concur! On my word -
there has never been a bird
So delicious as this
In the history of Christmases
And Christmas ever since.