"You and I, we are kindred spirits. Our souls called out to each other
from across the void, and now at last we are together. Two people from different worlds,
together in their aloneness, but alone happy in their togetherness. What more do I need to say:
You, me, the moon, the stars, a room full of hay..."
A gnome's-eye view of the classic fairy tale. Opportunistic humans exploit
a philanthropic gnome who spins straw into gold.