THE "C" WORD COLD OPEN FADE IN: EXT. PRISON [FANTASY] - DAY DOUG, DRESSED IN PRISON STRIPES, IS WORKING ON A CHAIN GANG. DOUG Y’know, when you rob a bank and steal a car and make your getaway across state lines with a million dollars cash and 3 hostages, and you’re finally cornered in a roadside motel and forced to surrender after a brief shoot out with police which leaves one officer down and two others injured... WHIP PAN TO: