INT. COURT ROOM [REALITY] - DAY

       DOUG IS STANDING IN FRONT OF A DIFFERENT JUDGE, WEARING A 
       TUXEDO, HIS BRIDE AT HIS SIDE, ABOUT TO BE MARRIED.

                              DOUG

                 But what did I do to deserve this??

                              JUDGE

                 ...for ever and ever, till death do 

                 you part...

                              DOUG

                 Wait, you got the wrong guy!

                              BRIDE

                 I do.

       PRISON BARS SLAM DOWN IN FRONT OF DOUG.  HIS BRIDE 
       SNUGGLES UP TO HIM.

                              DOUG

                 They didn’t even read me my rights!

                              GUARD (O.C.)

                 Lights out, convict!

                                                     CUT TO BLACK.