INT. BATHROOM - CONTINUOUS

       DOUG TRUDGES INTO THE BATHROOM, LOOKING SHELL-SHOCKED.  
       HE PICKS UP A PINK TOOTHBRUSH THAT IS LYING BY THE SINK, 
       GLARES AT IT.

                              DOUG

                 This is all your fault.

       DOUG OPENS THE MEDICINE CABINET TO PUT THE TOOTHBRUSH 
       AWAY AND A HALF DOZEN BOXES OF FEMININE PRODUCTS TUMBLE 
       OUT.  HE STARES AT THEM HELPLESSLY.  

                              KRYSSA (O.C.)

                 Come on, we’re going dancing.

       DOUG LOOKS AT US, AND SMILES WEAKLY.

                              DOUG

                 And that was just the first day.

                              KRYSSA

                 Doug!

       KRYSSA REACHES IN AND YANKS HIM OUT OF THE BATHROOM, AS 
       WE...

                                                    WIPE TO BLACK.
                                     
                                     
                               END OF SHOW