Adam Hahn: Atom Bomb
by Jeff Goode
copyright © 2008
(LIGHTS UP ON: Todd Ristau, Adam Hahn, and Jeff Goode.)
ADAM (to Jeff & Todd)
Did you notice that "Adam Hahn"
Sounds a lot like "atom bomb"?
(He lets that sink in.)
And "Jeff Goode"
Kinda sounds like "deaf dude".
(He doesnt want to leave Todd out.)
And "Todd Ristau"
Rhymes with "not pissed-off"
(He looks at both of them.)
(exploding)
DID YOU?
DID YOU NOTICE THAT?
STUPID FUCKERS?!
DID YA? HUH? FUCKING ASSHOLE!
TODD (calmly)
Yes, Adam, I did notice.
Thank you for pointing that out.
(They both look at Jeff.)
JEFF (loudly)
WHAT!?
(BLACKOUT)
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Written for No Shame Roanoke on June 20, 2008, but never performed.