The Unicorn was my very first script for No Shame Theatre in Iowa City. It was performed by Mark Petrak on that first night in the truck: October 3, 1986.
The Unicorn
by Jeff Goode 10/3/86
UNICORN:
I can never trust a woman.
Except maybe a virgin.
I think I could trust a virgin.
Virgins are so... pure.
I couldn't help but trust a virgin.
Next to other women, virgins are... pure.
I could love a virgin, because...
Because I'm a unicorn.
First performed at No Shame Theatre (Iowa City) on October 3, 1986, by Mark Petrak.