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There's a 300 pound man Who lives at the North Pole He survives on milk and cookies. He has elves who know how to make every kind of toy in the world He spends all year making Christmas presents for good little girls and boys. He has a magic sleigh powered by 8 flying reindeer. That is fast enough to fly around to every kid on Earth In one night Even the ones that don't have chimneys And gives them all exactly what they want for Christmas. And he can't get me the Xbox 9000 that I asked for? And he gives me the 2000 series instead. But Chris Carmichael who lives across the street gets the 9000 Even though he was a lot more naughty than me this year. No way. I don't believe that for a minute. What have you done with the real Santa? |