I would kill you if I could
by Jeff Goode
copyright © 2006
I would kill you if I could.
I would kill you and your family and your children if you have any and your dog.
Your dog I would put in a double-thick plastic garbage bag with a brick in it and drive down to the pier and toss it over the railing into the water.
I would kill your friends and co-workers and people who only pretended to be your friends. And people whose friends are your friends, and people who are only friends with you on myspace.
While you watched.
I would kill you last.
But I would also kill you first.
I would go back in time and kill you before you were born.
I would kill your parents and their parents and anyone who resembles your parents.
Then I would go forward in time and stop myself from killing you, and rescue you from being killed by me. So I could take you back in time to watch me kill your parents before moving forward in time to let you watch yourself cease to exist. Then I would kill you again.
Thats how much I love you.
Thats how much I would hate you if you left me.
Now... What were you saying?© 2006 Jeff Goode - THIS SCRIPT IS COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL AND MAY NOT BE DOWNLOADED, TRANSMITTED, PRINTED OR PERFORMED WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF THE AUTHOR