(Enter CRAZY WORM GUY.) CRAZY WORM (Beat. For audience response.) Hi. I come from the land of tendrils. Very squirmy. (Sudden unmotivated beat change. Now CWG is depressed.) I wish I had a friend. (Enter MR. ANGRY PANTS.) MR. ANGRY CRAZY WORM MR. ANGRY CRAZY WORM MR. ANGRY CRAZY WORM MR. ANGRY (Uncomfortable silence.) CRAZY WORM MR. ANGRY (Awkward pause. Suddenly...) CRAZY WORM (A CELESTIAL PHENOMENON passes through, and exits.) CRAZY WORM MR. ANGRY ...The End... (Or perhaps an ANNOUNCER says...) ANNOUNCER MR. ANGRY (CRAZY WORM GUY smiles at the audience.) CRAZY WORM (BLACKOUT) |