"Meanwhile, several martinis later..." (Enter CRAZY WORM GUY, walking. He is blindfolded. MAD BADGER scampers around, chittering drunkenly.)
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MAD BADGER (They walk some more.)
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MAD BADGER (They walk some more.)
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MAD BADGER (While MAD BADGER is talking, a whole bunch of CORPSES have appeared all around them, moaning posthumously. CRAZY WORM GUY takes off his blindfold and looks around.)
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CRAZY WORM (Turning around, he notices that MR. MUSIC PERSON MAN is there, sitting at his piano, smiling.)
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MUSIC PERSON (MR. MUSIC PERSON MAN plays the "BALLET OF THE DEAD" song, which the CORPSES all get up and dance to. After they are done dancing, they all drop dead.) (CRAZY WORM GUY notices something laying on the ground.)
CRAZY WORM GUY (He picks up a pair of pants.) ...The End...
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