Episode... Tiger!(17)

by Jeff Goode
copyright © 2003

 

(TIGER-TIGER YUM-YUM makes first appearance. For no reason.)

Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Yum-Yum
Tiger, Tiger, Yum-Yum-Yum
He's so Hot like he's on Fi-grrr
Tiger, Tiger, so much fun!

Come with the Yum, gonna Run like a Bun... ny.
Rapid as a Rabbit, gonna Grab it by the Tongue (Ew!)

Go with the Flow, Give an Inch, Take a Miiii-grrr
Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Yum! Yum! Yum!!

           TIGER-TIGER
I'm Tiger-Tiger Yum-Yum.
I pounce for my supper.
See how I pounce.

           (Hides. Pounces.)

Like that.

           (Very proud of self.)

Time to clean!

           (Cleans self.)

           (Stops cleaning. Hears something.)

Whizzat?
Whuzzuh?
Hah?
Oh!

           (Suddenly, Tiger-Tiger Yum-Yum scampers away.)

...The End...

           ANNOUNCER
Tune in next time, when the Tiger-Tiger Yum-Yum says...

           (Nothing happens.)

           ANNOUNCER
Tiger-Tiger?

           (Tiger-Tiger scampers all the way back in.)

           TIGER-TIGER
What?

           (BLACKOUT)

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