Imp


    Imps are one-foot tall, hideously ugly and notoriously mischievous. They are roughly human-shaped, but they have been known to dress up as cats and squirrels and pigeons. There seems to be no reason for this, except that they hate to see a perfectly good dead cat go to waste.

    This disgusting habit also provides unintentional camouflage since a person who spots an imp scampering down an alley will probably try to convince themselves that it was just a cat. ...Because the other alternative is just too disturbing.


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