EXT. MAIN STREET - DAY Andy is on his way to the bank, when he runs into HOWARD SPRAGUE. HOWARD Oh, Andy, hi! ANDY Hi, Howard. HOWARD I was wondering if I could talk to you a minute. ANDY I'm kinda busy today. What with the murder and all. HOWARD That's what I want to talk to you about. See, I'm doing an article for the newspaper. ANDY You know I can't comment on that. HOWARD Word on the street is you've already got two suspects in custody. ANDY No comment, Howard. We're not ready to release the names of the suspects. HOWARD Oh, I understand. But if Goober and Floyd decide they want to talk to the press, I'd appreciate if you'd let me have first crack at 'em - as a professional courtesy. An exclusive jailhouse interview would be a real feather in my journalistic cap. ANDY Is that so? HOWARD Oh, sure. This is gonna be a real trial of the century, Andy. You'll probably be famous. Barney, too. Anybody involved in the case, actually. This gives Andy an idea. ANDY You know what, Howard? I just might be able to help you after all. CUT TO