SAME - MOMENTS LATER Floyd confessing. FLOYD I'll never forget the night it happened... BARNEY It was 9 o'clock in the morning. FLOYD Who's telling this story? ANDY Go on, Floyd. FLOYD I was just mindin' my own business, in the alley behind the barber shop, when all of a sudden he came at me from out of nowhere! HOWARD Otis? FLOYD Otis Campbell, that's right! He had a wild look in his eye, and a broken liquor bottle in each hand. GOOBER Nice touch. Wish I'd thought of that. FLOYD Well, what could I do? I was cornered. I was helpless. I tried to defend myself but there was nowhere to run. He had me completely outnumbered. Oh, it was horrible! Floyd covers his face in horror. Howard raises his hand. HOWARD Excuse me, Floyd, but are you saying that Otis... killed you? Floyd thinks about that a moment, then... FLOYD Well, of course, that's just how it looked. At first. But then I got my second wind! GOOBER You don't wanna mess with Floyd's second wind. FLOYD (suddenly gets a crazed look) I don't know what came over me! I was like an animal! I grabbed the mason jars out of his hands and before I knew it, I was stabbing and slashing. Blood everywhere. Oh, it was horrible! Floyd covers his face in horror. Andy, Barney and Howard just stare incredulously. WHIP PAN TO